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Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Breach of Faith
Mood:  chillin'
Topic: Politics

During those three hours I sat in the tire center on such a wonderful Valentine's Day, I finished reading Jed Horne's Breach Of Faith: Hurricane Katrina and the Near Death of a Great American City. 

Breach begins by telling the story of a family in the Lower Ninth Ward—a place now notorious after Katrina. After hearing about the possibility of the approaching hurricane, the grandmother and son decide to leave, while the mother and daughter decide to stay behind and hold down the fort.

(page 7): "It wasn't the morning news reports that did it. The mayor had made the evacuation mandatory, but he could do what he wanted. Peters wasn't planning to leave; she had already passed up her ride. And it wasn't the phone call from her cousins over on Jourdan Road, four or five blocks away, to say that they were reconsidering their decision to stay put. In hindsight, Peters would remember being spooked as much as anything by a numerological coincidence: that exactly forty years separated 2005 from 1965, Katrina from Betsy. "You know, I think we made a bad decision," she said to Keia as the symmetry of the two events dawned on her. "I have a funny feeling about this."

Horne follows several other families as they decide to stay or go. Years later, reading this, knowing what is to come I was curled up in my bed with chills, wishing families like Peters' would have all bolted from the city. While some of the other families Horne covered left, not all of their prayers were answered. However, it was Peters' story that chilled me to the bone.

(page 9): "On a hunch that a mattress might float, mother and daughter managed to haul one out through an upstairs window and onto the camelback's lower front roof, water now lapping at its eaves. Neighboring houses had been wrenched free of their foundations and were easing out into the street. When a small cottage floating high in the water knocked up against their house, they heaved the mattress onto its more gently sloped roof and clambered aboard."

I have to say, for these parts of the book I felt so ignorant. Having lived in Baton Rouge for six years now, I was here for Katrina. Although New Orleans is only an hour drive, Baton Rouge is a world's difference than NOLA. So when the national news stations were broadcasting what became, what Horne calls, Katrina Icons—the people on their roofs, the helicopters, the Superdome, the looting—many of my friends and family thought what was happening in New Orleans, was also happening in Baton Rouge. Indeed it was not. In fact, I honestly had no idea until now what was really happening. And for that I feel stupid. However, I was watching the same news channels as everyone else, seeing those same icons. I didn't know people were floating down streets on rooftops. 

I am unsure if it was Horne's intention to do so, but he did a great job of making Hurricane Katrina the star in this book, and she was a big, bad, bitch. Frankly, I was just as terrified reading this book as I was reading about Derrick Todd Lee; afraid that Katrina was going to knock her windy knuckles on my door at any second.

Aside from the personal stories, the section of the book that describes the weather coverage of Katrina was my favorite part—probably because that is one of the things I remember most about my own preparation for the storm. The original projection of Katrina was displayed in that familiar cone on the television; it could go to Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, or Florida. Katrina made landfall in Florida, east of Miami, at only a category 1. There was a thought Katrina would weaken or even disappear after she toured Florida. However—(page 13): "The hurricane had not simply survived the Everglades, it had been deeply refreshed in transiting south Florida." Over that Friday night, while New Orleans was inside the Super Dome watching the Saints, Katrina was growing into an unbearable force—"The Big One." 

Of course, there can't be a book written about Katrina without the mention of New Orleans' two biggest failures—(former) Mayor Ray Nagin and the levees. 

(page 208): "Nagin dug in his heels. Yes, the muck into which he dug them, that ghostly whitish gray ooze covering so much of the city, was of uncertain toxicity and was likely to become an airborne presence that would carry even into unflooded neighborhoods. Yes, there were no hospitals, at a time when big-city residents with limited experience as lumberjacks would be firing up chainsaws and attempting to clear fallen trees off their property. Yes, they would be up on rooftops, trying to patch ripped shingling, until they fell off rooftops and needed to be patched themselves—but where, with so many hospitals out of service? Yes, there were no working streetlights or traffic signals in a city where emergency crews had grown accustomed to blowing through major intersections and defying one-way signs. Yes, New Orleans had been hit by a bad hurricane, but in Nagin's view, and many shared this view, the citizenry as well as the city would be better off if people got back to their accustomed haunts."

The New Orleans' levees were the supporting roles in Horne's book, and with great mean. Hurricane Katrina was a storm; winds, rain, etc. But "Katrina" as often referred to is a flood. It's all the lives lost, the homes ruined, the before, the during, and the aftermath. In fact, after the hurricane passed, many came out from their shelters and thought "We did it, we survived Katrina." The fear was that the hurricane would bring so much rain, the levees would overflow (even though the walls stood 14 feet above the normal level and were built by the best). But, then the levees breeched and the flood began. And so, many think Katrina happened because of an explosion at the levees—something done on purpose to keep the wealthy white neighborhoods safe. There were others were out to prove Katrina was a manmade disaster, explosion or not. Enter former deputy director of the Hurricane Center at LSU, Ivor van Heerden (currently suing the university for wrongful termination after his Katrina criticism).

(page 154): "In van Heerdan's view, this evidence pointed to underlying structural failures. Two explanations jumped to mind. One was that the soils beneath the levees were unstable, as might be expected of drained swampland. Swamp soils were likely to be full of everything from rotting wood to alligator carcasses. At the London Avenue Canal, it was immediately clear to van Heerdan from the hillocks of sand that had blown out from the sides of the levees as they failed, that these ramparts had been built above an old beach, which greatly augmented their instability. The other key variable was the depth of sheet piling, the huge interlocking iron plates that were driven into the levees, and in theory at least, deep enough below the levees to provide an impenetrable barrier to water migrating horizontally from the canal."

Of course, in 400 pages, Horne covers much more than what I've mentioned here. I would most definitely recommend this book to anyone interested in what really happened before, during, and after the hurricane and flood of Katrina.  

Horne, a metro editor for The Times-Picayune, was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for his work in covering Hurricane Katrina. He is also the author of Desire Street: A True Story of Death and Deliverance in New Orleans. 


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Monday, January 4, 2010
Columbine
Mood:  lucky
Topic: Politics

The day after I finished reading Bill Clinton's My Life, I finished reading Dave Cullen's Columbine, described as "A close-up portrait of violence, a community rendered helpless, and police blunders and cover-ups, it is a compelling and utterly human portrait of two killers—an unforgettable cautionary tale for our time."

Reading these two books back-to-back was a bit heavy, however it worked out quite nicely. The Columbine massacre occurred during Clinton's presidency and his Brady Bill was a part of the problem, just as it was the solution.

The Columbine attack began long before it was reported by the media—the plans, I mean. April 19, 1993 marked the end of a 51-day siege by the FBI on a Branch Davidian ranch near Waco, Texas. In Clinton's book, he explains the event represented abusive government power to right-wing extremists.

Two years later, April 19th marked another sad day in our country's history when military veteran Timothy McVeigh bombed the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City. McVeigh purposely chose April 19 because of the anniversary of the FBI raid in Waco. The bombing killed 168 people, including 19 children.

Four years later, April 19th 1999, two high-school kids planned to murder all 2,000 in their school. The problem? They couldn't get enough ammo. So they waited one day.

On the evening of April 19, 1995, my dad picked me up from my youth group activity and told me about the Oklahoma City bombing. My heart felt for the children and I didn't understand the terror one man could cause. When my dad picked me up from eighth grade in 1999, he told me about the Columbine shooting. It is a day I will never forget. Since that day, I've had a curiosity about why it happened. It's one of the first events that I can honestly say was a loss of innocence; school was no longer a safe place to be. The days we knew before the shooting will never be.

Mr. Cullen's book is an extensive account of all the things we didn't hear about Columbine. It's interviews with the parents, the survivors, and what the killers left for us to find. It's the funerals and the memorials. It's the blood in the library. Most importantly, it explains why

Part 1—FEMALE DOWN: the first 100 pages of this book are what shocked me the most. No lie, I read these pages with my jaw dropped. You know that part in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" when the narrator rattles off everything the Grinch steals from the Whos? "He took every PRESENT! POP GUNS! And BICYCLES! ROLLER SKATES! DRUMS! CHECKERBOARDS!..." Yeah? Well, that's how I felt reading this section of the book. You see, the media told us the Columbine tragedy could be blamed on Marilyn Manson, on violent video games, on the Trench Coat Mafia...but wait, these killers were SOCIAL! They went to PROM! They didn't listen to MANSON! They had JOBS! They went to FOOTBALL GAMES! huh?!

I'll get back to that in a minute. The book opens with a convocation hosted by Columbine's principal, Mr. D. He tells the students he loves them, he wants them to be safe at Saturday night's prom. He wants them to all be in school Monday morning. Tuesday, they would die.

We meet the killers (their names we know and need not be idolized here) and learn they are interested in prom. They have jobs at a local pizza joint. They like to drink sometimes. We meet student Cassie Bernall, an active in her church. We meet Coach Sanders. Then, we learn the original plan to take out the entire school, in three acts. Act I would begin with large propane bombs exploding in the cafeteria. Act II would be the killers standing at the schools exits with guns. Act III, the finale, would include the killers driving their cars filled with more bombs, through the police and reporters.

We go through "Judgment Day" several times with each victim. And then it gets scary—we learn that police didn't think about entering the school until an hour after the first shot was made. Some bodies wouldn't be seen until three hours later.

At this point, the media has already begun airing the story with the images we all remember; the kids running out of the school with their hands behind their heads. The rumors about who the killers are have also begun. A local conspiracy theory buds—one that took nearly ten years to figure out. Since the boys entered the school wearing trench coats, that was 2 killers, then they took the coats off, making the illusion of 2 more killers, and the AC repairman on the roof was one more killer (created by the media).

Part 2—AFTER AND BEFORE: this section gets into the media coverage and the community's reaction, including their attempts at closure. We learn about the killers' parents and their childhoods. We even learn about two people who assisted in the massacre without even knowing it. 

Part 3—THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL: this part focuses on religion in the town after the murders. It also discusses spirituality in the killers' lives. It delves further into the conspiracy investigation, which includes the killers' several run-ins with the police prior to the tragedy. The police had also obtained pages from one of the killer's web sites which contained plans. Those pages were ignored, hidden, and then destroyed for years as part of a police cover-up.

Part 4—TAKE BACK THE SCHOOL: this section of the book is very intriguing. It explains the community's effort to really make the school a school, not a place of tragedy. For starters, students and teachers no longer referred to the incident as "Columbine." They also made a huge attempt to keep media out. Murder areas such as the cafeteria and library were demolished and rebuilt to be completely different.

Part 5—JUDGMENT DAY: the last part of the book explains final details in the scary plot. It reveals information the killers left behind in recorded videos and journal entries. It also discusses the lawsuits parents file against the police department for with-holding information. Many of the surviving families couldn't afford their hospital bills. Lastly, it explains where the students are today, how they deal with anniversaries, and how they have moved on.

***

This book freaked me out, there's no question about that. However, after I finished it, a few things stuck out in my mind. The way police handled it was indeed completely wrong, however, I have to give them the benefit of the doubt because although this wasn't the first school shooting, it was the biggest to date. No one expected it to happen because it hadn't happened before. That doesn't make it right, but...

Next, was the story of Coach Sanders. I wrote a blog for the 10 year anniversary last year explaining Sanders' story—basically he was left for hours to bleed to death. His surviving wife later received a settlement from the police, but they never admitted to any wrongdoing.

Then there was Cassie Bernall, the so-called martyr of Columbine. We know her as "the girl who said yes" when asked by the killers if she believed in God. When she said yes, she was killed. The community spent lots of energy saying the story was a lie, which broke her parents' heart. Cassie's church still tells the story and there is a book out about it. I don't know why they couldn't just let it rest. Everyone deals with grief in their own way.

And lastly, the scariest part of this book explained the mentality behind why the killers did what they did. It had nothing to do with jocks or bullies or music or video games. And it certainly had nothing to do with the way they were raised. It's genetic. So now I'm scared to have kids. End of story.

If you have interest in true crime, the media, or this story, I would highly recommend this book. It is eye-opening...to the point I couldn't sleep.  


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Friday, January 1, 2010
My Life (part 3 of 3)
Mood:  celebratory
Topic: Politics

PAGES 620-957—That's right, after reading day and night, I have finally finished the longest book I've ever read! Although this book was very intimidating before I got started, I must say that it was a good read overall. I don't think Bill Clinton has a particular amazing writing style, he just has an interesting story to tell. 

The final section of this book included the campaign trail for his reelection in 1996, the Monica Lewinsky scandal, and the voting catastrophe in 2000.

In chapter 43, we learn of the Oklahoma City bombing—an event I had nearly forgotten about. This would be one of the many events on American soil that would bring presidents to fight terrorism as one of their primary goals. Not long after, a pipe bomb exploded at the Olympics in Atlanta, Georgia. 

"On August 5, at George Washington University, I gave an extended analysis of how terrorism would affect our future, saying that it had become 'an equal-opportunity destroyer, with no respect for borders.'"

In 1998, the Monica Lewinsky scandal broke...in an odd way. Clinton was scheduled for a deposition to cover the Paula Jones case—yet another woman who claimed Clinton had made advances toward her. During the deposition, questions came up about "sexual relations" with Lewinsky—a White House intern in 1995.

Before I go any further, I will say that Clinton has been one of my favorite presidents. However, I was really pumped to get to this part of the book. I was in eighth grade when this scandal broke; old enough to get the gist of things, but too innocent to really understand.

During the questioning, apparently it was the definition of "sexual relations" that was confusing. However, Clinton admits to his readers that he did have inappropriate encounters with her, which he lied about to everyone.  

While the end of the book tells a lot about helping Al Gore campaign for presidency in 2000, it's also interesting to hear about Clinton helping Hillary enter the senate race.

I know not everyone is a fan of Clinton's, however I was impressed with this book. Sure, it tells many details about his life, but it also has a lot about policy, life in the White House, and foreign affairs. If you're willing to get past the length of this book, I highly recommend it.  


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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
My Life (part 2 of 3)
Mood:  chillin'
Topic: Politics

PAGES 330-620—whew! Although I still have about 330 pages left in this hefty book, it's a great accomplishment that I've made it this far. Since I've been on holiday break from work, I chose a good time to take on such a challenge, because I really have spent ALL of my time reading.

Having said that, please keep in mind that these lil recaps really don't do this book justice. All I can do is pick out bits and pieces from each section and talk about them. Obviously, there is much more to read about in the book, with lots more details...but to get all those you should read the book yourself.

This section of the book read much faster than the first, mainly because we start getting into his actual political life and its accomplishments. This section houses all the campaign details and his terms as the governor of Arkansas. We also get to read about the presidential campaign and his first term as president. 

In the events of the 1992 presidential campaign, we meet everyone on Clinton's staff (including Louisiana Cajun and LSU alumni James Carville) and his opponents including the all-forgotten Ross Perot. For this election, I was in the second-grade, so many of these things I remember hearing about from my parents and I saw them on television, but I was too young to understand them.

And of course, with politics come scandals. Thank God for them! I must confess that, while I truly respect Clinton, these little behind-the-scenes tidbits really keep me chugging along in this book. This scandal popped up on the campaign trail, when the Star tabloid said a woman named Gennifer Flowers had a twelve year long affair with Clinton. At first she denied it, but then later claimed she had tapes of ten phone conversations with Clinton that would prove the affair.

Of course, the media loved this story. To crush it, Bill and Hillary did an episode of 60 Minutes: "We talked to the interviewer, Steve Kroft, for over an hour. He began by asking if Flowers's story was true. When I said it wasn't, he asked if I had had any affairs...Kroft, unbelievably asked me again. His only goal in the interview was to get a specific admission. Finally, after a series of questions about Gennifer Flowers, he got around to Hillary and me, referring to our marriage as an 'arrangement.' I wanted to slug him. Instead, I said, 'Wait a minute. You're looking at two people who love each other.'"

Another part of this section that really caught my attention was the introduction and speech from former governor Zell Miller. His speech told the story of growing up with a single mother who built a house with her bare hands. He says:

"So, you see, I know what Dan Quayle means when he says it's best for children to have two parents. "You bet it is. And it would be good if they could all have trust funds, too. We can't all be born rich, handsome, and lucky. And that's why we have a Democratic Party."

Pretty cool, huh? I sure thought so, until I kept reading and saw this from Clinton—"When Zell Miller was elected to the Senate in 2000, Georgia had become more conservative and so had he. He became one of President Bush's strongest supporters, voting for huge tax cuts that exploded the deficits and disproportionately benefitted the wealthiest Americans, and budgets that threw poor children out of after-school programs, unemployed workers out of job training, and uniformed police off the streets."

Kinda weird...to say the least. When I did some research on Miller, I found out that maybe his party-switch had to do with abortion, as he moved from pro-choice to pro-life. I also read that also he was a democrat, he was a conservative democrat who probably found more support among republicans.

Sadly, this section of the book takes us through several deaths including that of Clinton's mother and Vince Foster. Many of these deaths, even Foster's suicide, were later investigated and written about as they were said to be caused by Clinton.

I can easily say that I'm looking forward to reading the next, and last, 300 pages. I'm starting to wonder what I'll do after I'm finished with this book...then I remember that I got Hillary Clinton's autobiography for Christmas.  

 


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Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Goldman: the new bachelor?
Mood:  lazy
Topic: Politics

I think it's safe to say I've seen star-father David Goldman on the news every morning for the past year. But I am not complaining. Not only is he good-looking, he's obviously a loving father, not to mention he's got a little cash in his pockets. 

As Beyonce would say—all the single ladies! Do you see what I see? I totes think Goldamn should be the next contestant on The Bachelor! I can't be the first person who has thought of this brilliant idea...and if I am, shut it! It's mine, ALL MINE (dialing ABC please). 

The world has already seen Goldman fight for custody of his son for the last five years, going back and forth between the United States and Brazil. We know he was left by his wife five years ago, so maybe he had some baggage but is probably over it by now. At this point, his son Sean is in the forefront of his mind so he'd be looking for a great mother figure for him.

I can just see it now—Goldman, handing out the roses at the rose ceremony.

There's got to be plenty of women already drooling over Goldman as he appears on the news programs; women who want to be there when he is emotionally overwhelmed, women who want to bake cookies for his son...

Seriously! Start recording those audition tapes ladies. Please state why you can make Goldman's life better and what you'd do to make a good mother to Sean.

Let me remind you that Mr. Goldman is good-looking (tall, dark), caring (father), hard-working (custody battle for five years), capable of commitment (previous marriage), free of drama (dead ex-wife), wealthy (13 round trips to Brazil), and intelligent (news programs). 

What. Else. Is. There?

So get-a-tapin! Goldman, you can send your thank-yous to me in the form of cash or money-orders. Diamonds are also acceptable.  


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Wednesday, December 23, 2009
My Life (part 1 of 3)
Mood:  loud
Topic: Politics

That's right, I'm reading Bill Clinton's biography "My Life." Not only is this the first presidential biography I've ever read, it's also the longest at a whopping 957 pages. For that reason, I'm breaking up my posts about it into three pieces—I know you're all dying to hear about it!

PAGES 1-330—Clinton dedicated his book: "To my mother, who gave me a love of life. To Hillary, who gave me a life of life. To Chelsea, who gave joy and meaning to all. And to the memory of my grandfather, who taught me to look up to people others looked down on, because we're not so different afterall."

I'm normally not a big reader of introductions or prologues, but for some reason I read this one and was impressed by it. Clinton explains that all his life he's wanted to be a good man, have a good marriage and children, have good friends, make a successful political life, and write a great book. "Whether I'm a good man is, of course, for God to judge...As for the great book, who knows? It sure is a good story."

So far, he's right. I've had this book on my shelf since 2004 and have been intimidated by it ever since. I thought it would be overwhelming or boring, but it's neither. So far, it's pretty good.

Like most biographies, this one begins at Clinton's birth. Only we quickly learn that he was born to a single mother, a widow, and Clinton is not his last name—it was Blythe. Clinton's father was in a car accident and drowned at 28 years old, while his pregnant wife was home alone. 

Clinton spent many moments of his younger life tracing the memories of his father, finding out the good and bad—including three previous wives and at least two additional children.

"My father left me with the feeling that I had to live for two people, and that if I did it well enough, somehow I could make up for the life he should have had. And his memory infused me, at a younger age then most, with a sense of my own mortality."

I was surprised to learn that Clinton spent some of his younger years in New Orleans. His mother did nursing training at Charity Hospital there. While she was gone, he was raised by his grandparents, but went on visits to NOLA by train.

In chapter three, we meet Roger Clinton—where Bill got his name. Roger is described as the bad boy of his family, enjoying drinks and parties. "Mother liked Roger because he was fun, paid attention to me, and was generous. He paid for her to come home to see me several times when she was in New Orleans, and he probably paid for the train trips Mamaw and I took to see mother."

Bill's mom married Roger and Bill started calling him daddy and himself Billy Clinton. But soon enough, there were problems. "Roger Clinton really loved me and he loved mother, but he couldn't ever quite break free of the shadows of self-doubt, the phony security of binge drinking and adolescent partying, and the isolation from and verbal abuse of mother that kept him from becoming the man he might have been. " So far, the book has mentioned a handful of instances where Bill has had to step in on a physical or verbal fight between his mother and father due to alcohol abuse. 

 In 1956, Bill's brother Roger was born—something his mother and father thought would save their marriage. "He had been drinking for the last few months, and instead of making him happy and responsible, the birth of his only son prompted him to run back to the bottle."

During this time, Bill enjoyed reading and watching television, but he especially liked movies—Elvis movies. His interest in music grew, as he was involved in the school band playing saxophone. 

In 1962, Bill's mother packed up her children and left her husband. Five days later, she filed for divorce. However, Roger Clinton was desperate to get his family back, often following them or parking outside their house for days. It wasn't long after the divorce was final that Bill's mother decided to remarry him.

The first 300 pages of this book saw Clinton through school, even as he studied for awhile in Oxford. During the war, Clinton was threatened several times with being drafted, although he never was. He talks some about the women he dated through school, but said he was worried about his problem with commitment. 

Then, he met Hillary. They met at Yale Law, where Bill often made a fool out of himself trying to impress her. Their relationship seems to have been a whirlwind, taking trips together early on and moving in together before marriage (gasp!).

At this point in the book, Roger Clinton has been busted for cocaine and Clinton is in his second-term as governor of Arkansas. In many events throughout the book, he'll explain the event and then say "later, when I was President, I did this because of this..."

I'm looking forward to the next 300 pages! 


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Friday, December 18, 2009
MTV, you disappoint me
Mood:  blue
Topic: Politics

MTV, you let me down Tiger-Woods-style. Last week, at the end of yet another great episode of Jersey Shore, we saw the preview for next week's episode. In that episode, we saw our beloved Snooki Snickers snackie sitting on a bar talkin' smack to some d-bag and he punches her in the face. 

It was one of the funniest things I've seen. Ever.

Yes, I know, hitting women is wrong. It's a crime. And no, I'm not promoting it. But I saw it and it was funny.

But I wasn't the only one who saw it—all of us Jersey Shore fans saw it and then we watched it on repeat on You Tube and enjoyed it in the commercials all week. So last night, I settled into the couch, ready to see the Snooki knockout. The anticipation is there: she talks smack because this guy stole her shots, the guy gets pissed, she tells him to pay for the shots and get out of her face, then—

 

 

That's right. Nothing. Black screen. Then we get Jwoww's explaination of it...but we didn't see the punch! What the hell MTV? After I stood up for you against those crazy Italians. All I can say is...next week's episode better make up for it, or you can just fah-get-about-it! 


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Monday, December 14, 2009
Jersey Score
Mood:  incredulous
Topic: Politics

I've gotten myself another guilty pleasure of the reality television form and this time, it's bad. I'm in love with MTV's new show, "Jersey Shore." Think Real World amped on hair gel, pumping iron, protein shakes, and being trashy. 

Ah, quality.

So far, we're only three episodes in and already one of the eight housemates has gotten booted for not showing up to work at the t-shirt shop. Eh, she was boring anyway!

In MTV's usual form, Jersey Shore has stirred up quite the controversy among Italian Americans. Last week, news broke that Italian Americans were upset over the way MTV was depicting this group of people. Andre DiMino, President of UNICO National spoke out in an Inside Edition story and said "Here's just another example of why Italian-Americans still continue to be the only ones that it's politically correct to bash. We're either Mafioso on one side or in this show, we're bimbos and buffoons."

Well, well, well. It's almost an argument, yet it isn't. And I've got ammo strapped on my back to fire.

First of all, the creator of the show MTV programming president Tony DiSanto IS Italian-American. Immediately after the controversy broke, he spoke up to defend the show.

"It never crossed my mind that this would be offensive," he said to MTV. "I don't look at these characters as representing an entire ethnic group. They refer to themselves as 'guidos' sometimes, but it's more about the way they act, their behavior, what they're attracted to, their rituals. It's not about an entire ethnicity."

This brings me to my second point: the people on the show volunteered for this. And they are damn proud to be there—hell, half of the house has said Jersey Shore is the BEST thing to ever happen to them. 

One advertiser, has pulled out of marketing during the show. Guess who that was? DOMINOS PIZZA! How hilarious is that...because wait, don't Italians just love pizza?!?!!?

Anyway, back to the serious issues at hand.

I've heard people saying, and as DiMino said, that Italian-Americans are the only group that it's okay to make fun of...that statement could not be more false.

Ever heard of Tiny & Toya? That show CLEARLY made fun of and pissed of plenty of blacks. But did it get taken off air? Nope. What about Whitney Houston on Oprah? How bad was that? 

What about the Hills? That makes white chicks look like complete idiots, but do you see us rioting in the streets? Hell no! We gather in groups to watch it! 

And bring on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. That isn't about a race of people, but it definitely rips an entire group of hilljacks and they're the first ones in line to buy tickets.  

So to all the Italian-Americans who think they are better than the mafia and the buffoons, here's my advice—don't watch Jersey Shore. Fahget about-it! Instead, make a pizza. 


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Friday, November 6, 2009
Yes North Dakota, there is a lesson
Mood:  loud
Topic: Politics

This week, we learned the tragic story of the three softball players who lost their lives in Dickinson, North Dakota. According to MSNBC, the three women: Kyrstin Gemar 22, Afton Williamson 20, and Ashley Neufeld 21—were taking a trip to go stargazing, when they drove their 1997 Jeep Cheroke into a pond. 

The pond is said to be surrounded by high grass and shrubs, located on private property just off a narrow gravel road in a pasture north of Dickinson. Two of the women's friends received phone calls from the ladies' cell phones as a cry for help—that they were near water. The calls were static-y, before the lines went dead. 

Since the calls mentioned water, searches went on for days near lakes and ponds in the area. According to Stark County Sheriff, the SUV was found resting on its wheels Tuesday, under 10 feet of water. The doors and windows were closed. 

Before I go any further, I do want to clarify that I've lost young friends and know how difficult it is to have that type of realization at such a young age. My thoughts go out to their family and friends.

However, not much of this story makes sense to me. First of all, the sheriff stated that autopsy results will tell if the girls were under the influence of alcohol, but he suspects they were not. I disagree. Who, in their right mind, drives into an unknown field, in the pitch black, with no headlights on?

Furthermore, let's say it was a complete accident, which I think it was, but what happens once they realize they're in water? Did they just sit there? Instead of trying to open a door or kick out a window, they called a friend. Not so smart. They didn't even try 911. It's my guess that it takes a vehicle about 15-20 seconds to completely submerge itself underwater; which after it's submerged, you're pretty much screwed. However, 20 seconds is a long amount of time to consider getting the HELL out of your car if it's sinking, right?! Am I right?

Continuing on, the parents of all three of the women were on the Today Show Thursday morning. Matt Lauer asked the parents of Williamson (although I believe her father's last name is Hutton) why the ladies would be in the area to begin with. Hutton said stargazing is something many of the students in the area do because it's a small town (the college only has 2700 students) and there isn't much else to do.

Ok, fair enough.

Later in the interview, Lauer asked Hutton if there was a lesson to be learned in this tragedy. Hutton quickly replied with a "No. It was a complete accident."

Well Mr. Hutton, I couldn't disagree with you more, sir. Let me just remind you that you just lost a daughter and her two best friends and you think there is no lesson to be learned. Weird, because there are HUGE lessons to be learned here.

Lesson 1: Don't drive in areas without your headlights on. Not only is it against the law but it's dangerous.

Lesson 2: Be an advocate for something Mr. Hutton. Why not talk to the city about putting up fences or reflectors or street lamps near unlit ponds?

Lesson 3: Learn the proper steps to take when your vehicle goes under water.

Since Mr. Hutton has no initiative, I've taken it upon myself to find out what to do if your car goes under water.

1. Roll down the windows. If the windows are still above the waterline, just climb out. If the car is sinking fast, wait for the interior to fill with water. The doors won't open until there's enough water to equalize the pressure inside and out.

2. Keep your seat belt on until the last possible second. The rush of water could injure you.

3. If you can't open the windows or doors, try kicking out the windshield or a side window. You can purchase special hammers for this.

4. Try not to panic.

So there. Take that Mr. Hutton. Don't let these girls die in vain. It is possible to survive things like this. Happy stargazing, North Dakota.


Posted by wittywriter7 at 12:01 AM CST
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Monday, August 31, 2009
A message for BRPD
Mood:  on fire
Topic: Politics

Earlier this month, the Louisiana seatbelt law changed so that everyone in the car is required to wear their seatbelt. Fine with me. I am an avid seatbelt wearer and hardly ever carry passengers. However, nearly once a week on my morning drive to work, I get stopped by a policeman for a seatbelt check. 

At first, I wasn't bothered, because I was following the law, wearing my seatbelt. But after it happened about four times, I'd had enough. My particular annoyance came on a typical morning drive, where I was stopped at the intersection of Lee and Burbank for a seatbelt check, which I passed. Then, I was stopped a second time at the intersection of Lee and Nicholson—just one road over from my first stop.

The driver in front of me was not wearing his seatbelt, so the officer proceeded to run after his vehicle. Needless to say, the person was not caught, no ticket was issued. Let me ask you, the Baton Rouge Police Department, if you cannot punish those who are not following the law, then why are you wasting time standing in the middle of the street?

My main concern is the effort taking place to ticket those who are not wearing seatbelts. Ok, so it's a safety thing and it's a $25 ticket. However, I'm curious as to why the efforts of our local police department is being put on safety belts, when we have so many other crimes going on.

According to Baton Rouge Crime Stoppers (www.crimestoppersbr.com), there are currently 40 unsolved crimes in Baton Rouge. Twenty one of those are homicides. One of them is an abduction and one is a missing person. The others are armed robberies.

In 2009, Louisiana was listed as the second most dangerous state to live in because of murder rates. On July 17, 2009, local news station WAFB reported Baton Rouge Murder Rate Skyrockets. Journalist George Sells writes, "Baton Rouge murder rate this year has risen to the point where, using FBI measurement standards, the city is way ahead of traditionally kill-prone cities like Cleveland, Newark, and even Detroit." The article listed the statistics as follows:

Murders per 100,000 people:

1. Baton Rouge (2009) 38

2. New Orleans (2008) 67

3. Detroit (2008) 34

For further information, I logged onto the Web site for the BRPD (http://brgov.com/DEPT/BRPD/news/) to find a listing of even more unsolved crimes. They are as follows:

August 24, 2009: Fatal Shooting on Interstate (one dead)

August 23, 2009: Body found on Joplin Street (died from gunshot wound to the head)

August 18, 2009: Shooting 11440 Bard

August 14, 2009: Shooting on Syble Dr. (2 people, including a pregnant woman, were killed)

August 9, 2009: Stabbing 4400 Winbourne (victim suffered stab wound to the chest, later died)

August 8, 2009: Shooting 1900 69th St. (victim found dead in front yard)

According to the citywide statistics for 2009 on the BRPD Web site, June was the worst month yet (results for July and August are not posted). In June 2009, the city cites 12 homicides, 6 rapes, 94 robberies, 161 aggravated assaults, and 366 burglaries.

Let me again state that I understand wearing a seatbelt is important and reduces your risk of being killed in a car crash by one-third, yadda yadda yadda. However, I wish more effort was put into bringing justice to the families who have lost their children because of a murder in the street, or calm the fear of a late-night worker who has been robbed at gun point. I am tempted to unbuckle my safety belt at the next checkpoint, hand you my $25 and ask the status of the 40+ unsolved crimes in our city. Or perhaps I could stop by Benny's on Perkins for a day-old donut, since that seems to be the local police hangout. How many crimes are being solved there, over coffee officers?

All I'm asking is that you follow your mission statement, which is listed on your Web site: "The mission of the Baton Rouge Police Department is to serve with the Baton Rouge community to prevent crime..."

The victims of current unsolved homicide cases in Baton Rouge are: Kevin Cado, Moctezuma Valencia, Tyrone St. Cyr, Vincent Manuel, Arthur Sharp, Clarence Gildon III, Doug Lewis, Raquel Jackson, Ivy Lynn Thomas, Marcus Tyson, Alec Causey, Andre Turner, Cesar Reyes Ramirez, Donald Thomas, Jermaine Harrison, Drexel Swayzer, Jamie Williams, Jermaine Lewis, Richard Sopsher, Ricky Ricardo Mitchell, and Sandra Hicks.  

 

  


Posted by wittywriter7 at 12:01 AM CDT
Updated: Monday, August 31, 2009 7:03 AM CDT
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