The Hills: Break-Up to Make-Up
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I know you all are feeling so honored, not only because you're reading The Hills recap, but because it's my 350th blog entry! Who ever thought I would have THIS much to say about my lame life—some call it bragging, I call it friggin' awesome.
Moving on.
Episode 9 kicks off with KCal, Lo, Audrina and Steph at a cafe (picture lots of decadent cookies that the ladies would never eat) and they are talking about RYAN CABRERA's concert. Audrina said she was uncomfortable and she made a mental list of the pros and cons of their relationship.
You all know I'm no relationship expert, but I'm going to go ahead and throw it out there—if you have to make a list of pros and cons. It ain't workin', sweetheart.
Sadly, Audrina concludes there are more cons. Sigh. This means I have limited chances of saying RYAN CABRERA. Anyway, the girls remind Audrina that her birthday is coming up and they want to plan a boat party for her. But there is one question standing in their way—should they invite Justin Bobby?
Stephanie, KCal, and Lo booked a boat for Audrina's birthday and go shopping for her gift. They can't decide if they should invite Justin Bobby to her party or not, even though KCal is convinced they will always be in each others lives. But the other girls don't know if Audrina is ready to get back into a relationship/friendship with JB. Seriously ladies, why add fuel to the fire?
Meanwhile, Brody is at the beach with his bros, raging. They are talking about the bird and Allie the Enemy. They decide even though the bird is crazy and playing the innocent card a little too much, she is still hot and should be, as Brody says, "put in the rotation." Once again, why do you have to be SUCH a douche Brody!?
KCal and the ladies are dancing at the club, when in walks the boys—including Brody but not Justin Bobby. And here comes the bird and Allie the Enemy, of course. They sit away from the group and the bird comments about KCal and Brody flirting. Allie approaches KCal's table and makes a ruuuulll smart comment: "I'm not thinking things are cool."
Let the dramz begin!
The other girls tell Allie to go away, but she doesn't and KCal asks her about the Brody break in again. Allie tries to explain herself but, big shocker, it doesn't make any sense. They have a mini smack down, before Allie walks off and labels KCal as psycho. It's just a pretty typical evening in DA HILLZ, right?
KCal arrives at Smashbox to see Lo, but of course, the bird is there. The bird apologizes for the other night, but not for bringing Allie the Enemy, which makes no sense. Then the bird takes things a step further and accuses KCal of having too small of a world, since this is her biggest problem. KCal shoots back, "yeah, I have a great life, which is why this is my biggest problem." Zing!
At RYAN CABRERA's house, Audrina shows up for happy hour (enter red wine). He asks her about what happened to her at his show, and she says the relationship isnt going smoothly. RYAN CABRERA asks if they can make it work and says he wants to fix the problem but he just doesn't know how. Audrina agrees that they are done...aaand cue the John Mayer music—"all we ever do is say goodbye, oh all we ever do is saaaayyyy goodbye."
John, call me. No, seriously. Unless you know my ex-boyfriend, then don't. Well, let me get a restraining order first. Then call me. Kthanks.
Justin Bobby and KCal meet up for dinner to find they are wearing matching cutoff denim shirts—apparently this is the trailer trash version of dem der hills. KCal tries to convince him to come to Audrina's birthday party and he's hesitant because of the drama and ole Spike, but KCal tells him Spike may not be in the picture anymore.
At KCals, Audrina comes over and tells her that it's over with RYAN CABRERA. However, she says RYAN CABRERA texted her wanting to talk again...KCal changes the subject by telling Audrina that she thinks Justin Bobby still likes her.
The group arrives at the boat for Audrina's birthday celebration—including Justin Bobby. They set sail and I'm shocked to see it's not a party, it's a pretty mellow gathering. Audrina tells Stephanie about some texts RYAN CABRERA sent about him wanting to get back together (already?!?). Over the birthday cuppy cakes, the group plan a trip to Costa Rica, where they agree they won't run into the bird and Allie the Enemy.
Justin Bobby and Audrina find themselves alone on the boat deck, talking about the breakup with RYAN CABRERA. She said she learned alot from dating Justin Bobby and RYAN CABRERA, so she chalks it up to a learning experience. Justin Bobby says he thinks they are in a better place now.
NEXT WEEK: for the 100th episode of The Hills, the group goes to Costa Rica and Justin Bobby accuses Audrina of having baggage, while KCal grabs herself a new man!
Posted by wittywriter7
at 11:20 AM CDT
Updated: Wednesday, July 7, 2010 3:30 PM CDT