Mood:  lucky

The gang lands in Costa Rica and Stephanie is freaking out over getting attacked by a gorilla. But she soon switches gears when she tells Audrina she thinks the trip is kind of romantic. However, she is worried Audrina will fall for Justin Bobby's ways around all of the seductive scenery. 

Later, Stacie and KCal are talking and they agree every girl has that one guy they just cant get over....but who is KCal's guy? Brody?

Everyone is hanging out at the bar doing shots and they are trying to figure out what to do in the morning. Then, KCal starts hitting on the bartender and brody starts being a dickhead—or says KCal. However, Brody tells the guys he doesnt give two shits about the girls because that's just how excited he is to be there. Whatever, douche. 

Justin Bobby is laying it on thick for Audrina; flirting with her left and right. KCal is all worked up in the pool over Brody calling her his sister. She says it's over and in her small little head she believed one day they would get back together. Although I realize her actions showed this, I was really shocked to hear it—I thought KCal fell for no man!

At the club, more shots are being taken as a storm rolls in. KCal's new man gets the wise idea to dance in the rain and Brody is extremely jelly!

Stephanie wakes up the next morning and says she feels like shes on survivor, because their are so many obstacles to go places...right. Audrina doesn't understand why Justin Bobby is acting weird and she tells the girls he grabbed her ass (she acts mad about it, but I think she was pretty pumped over it). 

The girl group takes off on a few dune buggies and the guys are on the beach talking about Audrina. Justin Bobby says she has baggage and he doesn't want to deal with it, while the other guys think he should snuggle up to her. Brody says he doesn't know if KCal really likes the bartender or if she is just trying to get a rise out of him. Either way, it seems to be working. 

The girls find a beach and do some surfing and of course they talk about how mean Brody was the night before. Because of this, KCal decides she will just hang out with Stacie all night. 

The bartender joins the group for dinner, while Justin Bobby is prodding Audrina to drink and he tells her she is in a situation that he doesnt want to be involved in. She denies having any baggage and they seem to move on. 

Brody confronts KCal and tells her he doesn't want to see her get screwed over by some guy in Costa Rica and makes a toast about her being the sister that he's had sex with...so she promptly takes the bartender to the beach for a little make out session. Get it girl! 

The next morning, all of the girls tell KCal they love the bartender and KCal is excited that she is the only one getting any on vacation. Yeah, that sure is something to be proud of! For their last day, the group hikes to a waterfall.

On their way back, KCal says she would live in Costa Rica and she wants to come back and visit the bartender. Brody tries to act all cool, but KCal points out that he is just jealous. Audrina and Justin Bobby are talking and he asks her if she would come back to Costa Rica and she tells him "not with you."—finally! Audrina says a little something that makes sense!

NEXT WEEK: Brody introduces a new friend to the group and the guy asks for Stephanie's number. Meanwhile, Heidi's mom makes an appearance and KCal tells Brody she wants a boyfriend, only to be rejected! 

Posted by wittywriter7 at 3:48 PM CDT

Updated: Wednesday, July 7, 2010 3:28 PM CDT

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Mood:  accident prone

Last night, I got the opportunity to spend some time with the LSU cycling club. To say they are an interesting bunch would be a severe understatement—I might even say they are just a little bad ass. 

In May, a member of the club was involved in a hit-and-run accident on a road designated for bike training. The member, and LSU graduate student, was hit during his morning ride, and thrown into a ditch, where he was left for fellow cyclists to find him minutes later.

As a team, the members sat with his family in the hospital, awaiting answers—he suffered life-threatening injuries and needed blood. But he lived. Something the club didn't think would happen.

Days after the accident, local police found the vehicle they were looking for. However, the owner of the vehicle wasn't driving his car that morning. Thankfully, the guilty party surrendered—the manager of a popular restaurant right off campus.

In the meantime, the cycling club threw together a benefit and a blood drive for their friend, resulting in $5600 toward his medical bills and 125 units of blood in his name—an amount the local blood center had never seen from one group.

While the team has gone through its ups and downs in terms of membership, they are on a high right now with 35 members, 15 of which are active competitors.

Although the club members are certainly a jovial bunch, it seems they are always warding off a stigma. They are pushing for people to know that they simply love riding bikes. They don't compete all the time, they are in the club mainly for social reasons, and they will follow the rules of the road as long as motorists do, too.

When we met last night for our photo shoot, I was surprised to see just how close all of them are. And they are a diverse group at that; breaking the cyclist stereotype left and right.

For the shoot, the photographer and I designed a route that would be the most scenic—around the lakes, through campus, and back to the road where the accident occurred. With the photographer in the back of my car, I had 10 cyclists following me at 10 miles an hour. From the outside, I'm sure it looked silly, but what came of it was amazing—photos that capture a team who loves to ride, while being among friends.

It's been awhile since I've written a feature for LSU, and I'm glad I could come out of the gate with one about a dynamic group of students.

To the LSU cyclists, thank you for reminding me why I love to write. I promise to always leave you three feet of space on the road.  

Posted by wittywriter7 at 12:01 AM CDT

Updated: Friday, July 2, 2010 10:37 AM CDT

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Mood:  bright

I'm really up on my blogs these days, and i hope you all can keep up with me! I discovered a new blog by recommendation of one of my FAVORITE blogs (http://www.2birds1blog.com). 

Meet "I Hate My 9 to 5" {http://ihatemy9to5.com/} 

This is an anonymous collection of horror stories from the workplace. Think of it as sort of an, eff my life—work edition. And boy, is it hilarious.

Let me give you an example.

June 23, 2010:

Today my boss called me to go over and pick apart a simple spreadsheet I had created line by line just to make me feel stupid. She asked me questions that she knew I knew the answers to. I hate her.

And another.

June 11, 2010:

Email from our unpaid intern...

"Hey man to be honest with you I partied too much this weekend and I got sick. I'm feeling like shit. I don't think I'll make it in tomorrow, but I should definitely be feeling better by Thursday. Hope all is well"

And one more, just for good measure.

April 2, 2010:

Exactly at 2pm, I place one hand on my keyboard, on hand on the mouse, skillfully position my head and take a nice hour nap in my cubicle. Most days, I wake up and my screen saver is on...I'm sure some passing by has witnessed this very natural activity.

Do you love it, or do you love it? What are your work horror stories? 

Posted by wittywriter7 at 12:01 AM CDT

Updated: Tuesday, June 29, 2010 9:10 AM CDT

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Mood:  crushed out

Recently, I stumbled across a blog that really tickles my fancy. It's created by Wordpress and titled "Here's the Problem." The blog was created by two ladies, Lisa and Kara, two 20-somethings who work in Los Angeles' entertainment industry. 

Each entry is short, but very funny. The entries follow the same format—they name a problem, usually something pop culture-related, and then list the "actual" problem.

Par example. Yesterday's entry:

"Here's the problem: Vienna and Jake broke up (I know people, I was shocked too). And Vienna has not wasted any of her precious time telling her story to the media. She even managed to call Jake a 'fame whore.' Classy.

Actual problem: Jakey boy may be a fame whore but you, Vienna are justa plain ole' whore."

This touches my heart.

The ladies do their fair share of blogging about Jersey Shore, Lindsey Lohan, and they even have a few entries on The Hills. 

Check it out at: http://herestheproblem.wordpress.com/ 

Posted by wittywriter7 at 9:33 AM CDT

Updated: Friday, June 25, 2010 9:41 AM CDT

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Mood:  amorous

My wine class is still stuck in Italy—I know I sound silly complaining about it, but I am realizing just how little I like Italian wine. Don't get me wrong, I'm not picky about my grapes, but I do know what I like and the wines we've been tasting just aren't my thing. 

As much as I hate to admit it, my teacher says I have a palette for California wines—the bigger reds, stronger tannins, and the fruit forward flavors. I do hope one day I can learn to appreciate the dry, aged wines of Italy.

But that day is not today.

By far, my favorite wine of the evening was the Dolci di Dogliani from San Luigi in the Piedmont region.  

The Piedmont wine region is located in northwest Italy, sitting at the base of the Alps and Apennines. There are white grapes that grow here, but red is the pride and joy of this area (hallelujah!).

Piedmont reds include Barbera, Nebbiolo, and Dolcetto—the one I really liked. Dolcetto is distinctly dry (I'm so proud of myself for liking a dry wine) and light bodied. It is known for its easy drinking ability, but has more tannin (aha).

According to an article I found from TLC, "How the Piedmont Wine Region Works," Piedmont has the most DOC and DOCG wines of any region in Italy. It is also the place where the "slow food" movement began, an idea which focuses on preserving agriculture and maintaining local traditions.  

Because of its proximity to the mountains, Piedmont grapes grow in cold, snowy winters and dry, hot summers. Vineyards are usually planted only on hills, which is one of the reasons for such a small wine production—there aren't enough grapes growing to make it an area of mass production.

Since Italians serve Dolcetto (meaning "little sweet one") as the first wine of the evening, it pairs well with a number of foods. It fits well with game meats and pork, prosciutto and salami. It also is nice served with roasted game hen, pasta with red sauce, asparagus, mushrooms, blue cheese, and pears. 

Posted by wittywriter7 at 4:24 PM CDT

Updated: Friday, June 25, 2010 9:12 AM CDT

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Mood:  blue

I know you all are feeling so honored, not only because you're reading The Hills recap, but because it's my 350th blog entry! Who ever thought I would have THIS much to say about my lame life—some call it bragging, I call it friggin' awesome. 

Moving on.

Episode 9 kicks off with KCal, Lo, Audrina and Steph at a cafe (picture lots of decadent cookies that the ladies would never eat) and they are talking about RYAN CABRERA's concert. Audrina said she was uncomfortable and she made a mental list of the pros and cons of their relationship.  

You all know I'm no relationship expert, but I'm going to go ahead and throw it out there—if you have to make a list of pros and cons. It ain't workin', sweetheart.

Sadly, Audrina concludes there are more cons. Sigh. This means I have limited chances of saying RYAN CABRERA. Anyway, the girls remind Audrina that her birthday is coming up and they want to plan a boat party for her. But there is one question standing in their way—should they invite Justin Bobby? 

Stephanie, KCal, and Lo booked a boat for Audrina's birthday and go shopping for her gift. They can't decide if they should invite Justin Bobby to her party or not, even though KCal is convinced they will always be in each others lives. But the other girls don't know if Audrina is ready to get back into a relationship/friendship with JB. Seriously ladies, why add fuel to the fire?

Meanwhile, Brody is at the beach with his bros, raging. They are talking about the bird and Allie the Enemy. They decide even though the bird is crazy and playing the innocent card a little too much, she is still hot and should be, as Brody says, "put in the rotation." Once again, why do you have to be SUCH a douche Brody!?

KCal and the ladies are dancing at the club, when in walks the boys—including Brody but not Justin Bobby. And here comes the bird and Allie the Enemy, of course. They sit away from the group and the bird comments about KCal and Brody flirting. Allie approaches KCal's table and makes a ruuuulll smart comment: "I'm not thinking things are cool."

Let the dramz begin!

The other girls tell Allie to go away, but she doesn't and KCal asks her about the Brody break in again. Allie tries to explain herself but, big shocker, it doesn't make any sense. They have a mini smack down, before Allie walks off and labels KCal as psycho. It's just a pretty typical evening in DA HILLZ, right?

KCal arrives at Smashbox to see Lo, but of course, the bird is there. The bird apologizes for the other night, but not for bringing Allie the Enemy, which makes no sense. Then the bird takes things a step further and accuses KCal of having too small of a world, since this is her biggest problem. KCal shoots back, "yeah, I have a great life, which is why this is my biggest problem." Zing!

At RYAN CABRERA's house, Audrina shows up for happy hour (enter red wine). He asks her about what happened to her at his show, and she says the relationship isnt going smoothly. RYAN CABRERA asks if they can make it work and says he wants to fix the problem but he just doesn't know how. Audrina agrees that they are done...aaand cue the John Mayer music—"all we ever do is say goodbye, oh all we ever do is saaaayyyy goodbye."

John, call me. No, seriously. Unless you know my ex-boyfriend, then don't. Well, let me get a restraining order first. Then call me. Kthanks. 

Justin Bobby and KCal meet up for dinner to find they are wearing matching cutoff denim shirts—apparently this is the trailer trash version of dem der hills. KCal tries to convince him to come to Audrina's birthday party and he's hesitant because of the drama and ole Spike, but KCal tells him Spike may not be in the picture anymore.

At KCals, Audrina comes over and tells her that it's over with RYAN CABRERA. However, she says RYAN CABRERA texted her wanting to talk again...KCal changes the subject by telling Audrina that she thinks Justin Bobby still likes her. 

The group arrives at the boat for Audrina's birthday celebration—including Justin Bobby. They set sail and I'm shocked to see it's not a party, it's a pretty mellow gathering. Audrina tells Stephanie about some texts RYAN CABRERA sent about him wanting to get back together (already?!?). Over the birthday cuppy cakes, the group plan a trip to Costa Rica, where they agree they won't run into the bird and Allie the Enemy.

Justin Bobby and Audrina find themselves alone on the boat deck, talking about the breakup with RYAN CABRERA. She said she learned alot from dating Justin Bobby and RYAN CABRERA, so she chalks it up to a learning experience. Justin Bobby says he thinks they are in a better place now.

NEXT WEEK: for the 100th episode of The Hills, the group goes to Costa Rica and Justin Bobby accuses Audrina of having baggage, while KCal grabs herself a new man! 

Posted by wittywriter7 at 11:20 AM CDT

Updated: Wednesday, July 7, 2010 3:30 PM CDT

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Mood:  on fire

That's right, my first date since I found myself single, was texting my ex-boyfriend at the table. 

Only me, right?

If I didn't laugh at my life, I sure as hell would cry. But no matter how much this dating world continues to screw me over, I refuse to believe I'll be in this predicament forever. It only has to work one time, with one man, and that's who I'm looking for.

So to both of you, grow up and leave me out of your stupid games. Time to get a life before I become besties with the police.  

Calling all bachelors: if you don't know who my ex-boyfriend is, maybe we should date!  

Posted by wittywriter7 at 12:01 AM CDT

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Mood:  cool

Over the weekend, I went to New Orleans to accompany my friend Leslie to a wedding (nope, still not a lesbian) for some college friends of hers. 

Held in St. Patrick's Cathedral, it goes without saying the ceremony was beautiful, and sweet, and all those things a wedding should be. Her dress was gorgeous, he looked handsome, blah, blah, blah...

I can't lie, going to a wedding was a little more difficult than I imagined it would be, and the fact that I was in New Orleans—my city full of baggage, was a double whammy. And yes, a certain someone had been bugging me this week—he will remain nameless (here's a tip: pretend I'm dead).

But hey, cheers to the open bar at the reception! As the couple danced their first dance, I was sucking down vodka/sodas like there was no tomorrow. Accompanying the open bar was a great array of food—so of course, I gorged myself on meatballs, spinach crepes, gumbo, salad, chocolate covered strawberries, and wedding cake. Delish!

But aside from the food and drink, the highlight of the evening was most definitely the band. It was a full on band, with a guitarist, drummer, a backup singer, and the lead singer, who may as well have been Steve Carell. No, seriously. 

Of course, they sang a few typical slow love songs, until they realized no one was dancing. Then I had the pleasure of hearing a white guy singing, "Back dat ass up." Everything was enunciated perfectly.

"You going to ride in the Jag, yeah, with that head. You could smoke a fire bag, yeah, of grass, yeah. I'm a Big Tymer ***** yeah, pull the trigger, yeah."

I don't think my words do this any justice.

His playlist also included, The Bunny Hop, The Cupid Shuffle, Baby Got Back, Yeah ("Next thing I knew she was all up on me screaming..."), and Apple Bottom Jeans ("She turned around and gave that big booty a slap!").

Half of the time I was dancing, the other half I was laughing and trying not to fall over from doing so. I decided that even if I have to marry myself, I will have a white wedding singer to do rap songs at it. Decision made.

I couldn't stop picturing this guy, years ago, wanting to be in a band, before he finally had to suck it up and accept his fate as a wedding singer. He then realized he'd have to keep up with the people getting married, so he spent his free time memorizing Juvenile songs, with the appropriate hand motions.

So perfect.

I had a blast at the wedding! Hope to see you all very soon! 

Posted by wittywriter7 at 11:34 AM CDT

Updated: Monday, June 21, 2010 11:36 AM CDT

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Mood:  happy

Last week, I got to visit a friend from college—we live in the same city, but hadn't gotten a chance to catch up in awhile. My friend Travis recently got engaged and bought a house, so we had lots to catch up on. 

So Travis invited me over for a Thursday night at the new home he shares with his wife-to-be, Kelly. There new home is 80 years old, which makes it very interesting. I got the grand tour, which was full of different rooms, a very short shower, and those cool pull down windows. I can honestly say, in my year at House & Home Magazine, I've never come across a house quite as unique as this. There were even cool souvenirs Travis has discovered, including a World War II bullet shell. 

This was also my first time meeting Kelly, which was a pleasure. I had heard many good things about her, and knowing Travis, didn't think he would go for any less.

What I love about the new home is that they are making it completely theirs—doing remodeling, painting, and making the entire landscape completely edible (Kelly's idea)—how delicious is that!

They seemed most excited about the newest addition—four baby chicks. Now, when I told my friends I was visiting Travis' chicken coop on a Thursday evening, they were a bit confused.

"Who, in this city, has a chicken coop?"

"Uh...Travis."

The coop was quite impressive, a nice safe place for the chicks to sleep, eat, and grow. When I arrived at the house, they were running and clucking freely in the backyard—happy little clams! There are three brown chicks and one black one, which Kelly already named Cosmo. It was a huge hit watching the chicks snatch up all the native grub—bugs. 

Since my dad grew up on a farm, I'm sure he'll be proud to know I even gave the chicks some love and petted them. They are so cute! I am looking forward to visiting them again soon and watching them grow.

Aside from the tour and watching the chicks, we enjoyed some wine and deer sausage—this brought the neighborhood cats around, to which I discovered they didn't want the sausage as much as they wanted attention (ole mustard tail). 

As Travis and Kelly work on their home and plan their wedding, they are blogging about their experiences. Read about their progress here: http://765nestinprogress.blogspot.com/

My favorite entry includes their engagement video, which was nestled into their housewarming party, just after they planted a Louisiana orange tree. Very sweet. And Kelly's ring is da bomb!

Travis and Kelly, thanks for a wonderful Thursday night! Can't wait to visit you all again, and the chicks too.  

Posted by wittywriter7 at 1:54 PM CDT

Updated: Friday, June 18, 2010 2:03 PM CDT

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Mood:  cheeky

For last week's class, we stayed in Italy, but moved toward the central region—including Latium (where Rome is), Marches, and Tuscany (where Florence is). Marches is located along the Adriatic Coast, known for its white Verdicchio and its reds of Montepulciano, Pinot Nero, and Sangiovese. Tuscany and Latium are located along the Tyrrhenian Coast, known for whites of Chardonnay, Malvasia, Trebbiano, Vermentino, and Vernaccia, and reds of Cabernet Franc, Cabernet Savignon, Merlot (love), Sagrantino, and Sangiovese. 

One of my favorite whites of the evening was the Vigna Di Gino by Fattoria San Lorenzo. This grape was grown in Marches, in a vineyard in Castelli di Jesi which is near Montecarotto.

After a little bit of research, I found out more on the Marches region. With its relation to the Adriatic sea, grapes are offered a temperate climate. The clay soil tends to grow grapes which are intense and sometimes spicy in flavor. Marches is one of Italy's most important wine growing regions. Marches produces nearly equal amounts of red and white wine.

The white I mentioned above was a Verdicchio, which is the main regional white from Marches. It is known for being characteristically dry, which is why I'm surprised I'm listing it as a favorite of the night. The Verdicchio dei Castelli di Jesi is the most famous and historically noted DOC wine of the Marches, which as I learned from last week, DOC means it's registered by the government, and its label must state its zone of origin and meet certain production standards.

My favorite red, and all-time favorite of the evening was the BelnerO Sangiovese from the Castelli Banfi vineyard, from the southern hills of Montalcino in the Tuscany region.

According to my research finds (nerd alert), the Sangiovese red grape is thought to be named from "the blood of Jupiter."This grape originated in Tuscany, where it remains number one today. Generally, Sangiovese wines are high in tannins and acid, although it depends on many factors such as the yield, location, and the subvariety. Sangiovese wines are known for their orange tint and their lack of ability to age—they won't last any longer than ten years.

The BalnerO Sangiovese was grown in clay soil, abundant with rounded stone. According to its website, this soil adds complexity to the grape. 

The other wines we tasted during class include Frascati Superior by Regillo, the Ferentano IGT Lazio 2008, the 2006 Salice Salentino Rosso Riserva 50th Vendemmia DOC, the Rosso Toscano by Castello Di Meleto, the 2007 Chianti Classico DOCG, and the 2008 Rosso di Montalcino DOC (2008 and 2003).  

Posted by wittywriter7 at 12:01 AM CDT

Updated: Friday, June 18, 2010 12:59 PM CDT

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