Mood:
incredulousTopic: Food
I got up 20 minutes earlier than I usually do—meaning 6:10 am. If that's not an indication of how my detox is treating me, then I don't know what is.
Usually, er should I say pre-detox, my alarm goes off at 6:01, allowing myself time to hit the snooze button three times (yep, that's how big of a loser I am). But not this morning, I was roaring to start my day.
My to-do list was packed, and as I mentioned before, not being drunk or hung over all the time allows me all the time in the world to be productive! Aside from working my usual day, I needed to ship off a few things to my Ebay buyers, along with setting aside some serious time to work on my memoir. I did both of those AND cooked dinner AND got a spray tan—amazing!
Now I'm ready to dive into the last 100 pages of Lipstick Jungle, which should be good. Candace Bushnell, we may have been separated at birth.
Anyway, my food plan today wasn't too different from the stuff I've been reporting. I did, however, have a low-sodium V8 as a snack this afternoon. Talk about GROSS. I choked it down (I would rather do another worm shot than drink a V8 again). Yuck.
But, in tomorrow's bag of food, I packed one of my protein bars from Whole Foods that I've pretty pumped about. And yeah, that's what my life has dwindled to, being excited over a protein bar.
I did come clean with the guys that texted me this weekend and told them I was participating in a "cleanse." They were both pretty cool about it and relieved that I wasn't blowing them off. Hehe, oh the power I hold in my tiny spray-tanned hand. However, I sort of wish I told them it was a year-long cleanse, because in 9 days, I will probably be thinking of a new excuse to blow them off.
Weight: 122.8
