Mood:
not sureTopic: 30-Day Breakup Guide
This post is about to get ruuulll awkward.
First of all, let me start by telling you a little bit about my fun-filled weekend. Remember back in the early days of this project, when I was supposed to plan to get away? Well that's what I did this weekend—my single gal pal and I packed our bags and drove away to Texassss.
Yeeehaw!
The little road trip was nice. We did lots of visiting with friends and family, ate lots of mexican food, and spent some time in the sun. A much-needed break for both of us.
Having said that...my assignment today is to masturbate. Yep. And seeing as I'm on a family trip, that's not really first on my to-do list. However, I get the point. It's time to get back out there...or not really, er, I don't know, I guess understand that...
No. I can't even write about this. My family reads this.
Just leave day 25 to the imagination. Or not.
