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Episode 10—Last week, we were left hanging, while Andrew was splattered across the cement after Ty pushed him over the balcony. So what will tonight bring?
The episode opens with a recap and the roommates are trying to piece together what happened. Ty says Andrew is fine and that he must be faking. Shockingly, the roommates are dumber than I thought, when they go ahead and pick Andrew up and take their sweet time calling an ambulance.
Ty doesn't understand what the problem is, saying he loves Andrew more than anyone. Throughout the evening, the roommates keep getting pissed because Ty keeps laughing at everyone. Probably the most hilarious part of the night is Andrew saying, "I'M TIRED! MY HEAD HURTS!"
Help arrives for Andrew, or "Panda" as the house has now named him. Cute. Josh, who my friend Angela and I dubbed "Jheri Curl Josh" (after a few sangrias), rode with Panda to the hospital.
When Panda gets home safe, the roommates decide that Panda could've died. They want to have a "house meeting" before anything else happens. Ty is just finding out that Panda went to the hospital and he thinks it's just for drinking alcohol. Oh Ty...
At the house meeting, Ty says he should never drink again and apologizes to Panda. Callie is pissed and doesn't understand Ty. Ashley...is "disappointed." Jheri Curl says he sees 2 different sides to Josh, one sober, one drunk (don't we all have 2 sides, then?). Emily feels like Ty was mad at her, and the anger was taken out on Panda.
Out of everyone, Andrew doesn't care and thinks Ty should stay. He says it was an accident. By the end of the meeting, Ty promises to never drink again. Sure. Everyone is certain Ty understands just how serious they are.
Sooo...let me get this straight. When Irene got slapped by Steven on RW Seattle, he got sent home (and Irene actually deserved it). Buuuut, Ty pushes someone off a 10 ft balcony and all is good in the world? Yet another reason why this season of RW sucks.
Ty has some sort of interview which I didn't watch because I don't care.
Next thing you know, the housemates are at a party and, wait...what? Ty is drinking! Ha...Back at the hizzie, Jheri Curl, Panda and Ty are all sitting around talking about interventions. Panda says he had an intervention about not getting laid, Jheri Curl says he had a real intervention for drugs or being a douche. Then everyone jokes that Ty had an intervention because while he drinks just as much as everyone in the house, he's out of control because he's big and black. Emily overhears the conversation and remains annoyed with Ty.
Then we are graced with the presence of Panda's brother, William. I did get a kick out of William mistaking Wicked Liquid (we make HITS yo!) for a game of rock band. Other than that, William's visit was pretty pointless.
Then Ashley crimps her hair. Hey the 80's called...
Side note: it seems Sweet Leaf tea is sponsoring The Real World because I keep seeing bottles of it all over the hizzie. If you haven't had it, get you some—the peach tea and the mint & honey green tea are divine.
All the housemates are out at the club and Ty is drinking AGAIN...yet everyone is cool with it...whatevs.
Ty heads to "media day" at his work, which once again, is nothing I care to see.
Panda, JC, and Ty are all out for drinks, which naturally pisses off the girls. And, big shocker, Ty and Emily hash it out once they get back to the house. Panda sticks up for Ty and says Emily is overreacting. Later Emily goes into the confessional crying and Panda joins her...they discuss the issue, which we've all heard—Ty promised he wouldn't drink while at the house and he broke his promise.
In the end, Emily concludes that Ty does everything on his own time. Isn't that great? Everything just wrapped up in a pretty little bow. Tra-la-la.
NEXT WEEK—It's Ericka time! Ericka's turn to bitch again about not getting what she wants...and then, Panda finds a girl he actually likes!
