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Episode 9—Finally! It’s the episode we’ve all been waiting for…okay, so maybe just me. But the previews fur reals promised that clip we’ve been seeing all season (not nearly exciting as the Snooki knockout, but you get the picture).
During the lil recap in the beginning of the episode it “reminds” me that last week Josh hooked up with yet another woman who was not his girlfriend. Did that happen? Because I thought that was supposed to happen in this week’s show?? Eh, who knows. Frankly, who cares. We all know this show gets so boring sometimes they all just run together anyhow.
So Andrew is out at the club and meets a dumb girl (his words, not mine) and they take things back to da hizzie. Things are getting pretty hot n’ heavy, Andrew says something about an e-mail, dumb gal laughs, and then leaves.
Things get moral again when Josh and Ash are outside talking about cheating. Ashley says she’s never cheated and blah, blah, blah. While Josh declares “it’s crazy being together.” Right. Well, naturally Josh takes his mo-money-mo-problems to da studio and spits some rhymes, because he is Josh and that’s just what he does. Until…he calls his mom, who is worried about something that I wasn’t listening to.
Back at the club, Andrew is capitalizing on his swag (his words, not mine). For reals, all the girlies are lining up to make out with the Real World guys. So Andrew brings back ditsy girl number 2 to da hizzie…and so does Josh. Apparently Josh’s chica calls Emily stupid and everyone just erupts. Ashley is all “these guys here just don’t act like men.”
This spurs a massive and weird fight between Ty and Em. Ty is defending Josh and his girl, so he’s trying to keep Emily away from ruining Josh’s hookup. Ty ends up pushing Emily, so of course Ahsley steps in and gets on her psychological soapbox and is sure that “someone is going to get hurt.”
In the morning, Josh’s girlfriend calls and asks if he was kissing anyone. He says no, that he was good, and that he can’t wait to see her. Ew, God I hate hate hate guys! He tells her he loves her and then gets back in the bed with the random girl. Ugh.
m///? (introducing my cat Orange Julius!). Emily is on her way to an interview at Kid Power…while back at the house Callie and Ericka are discussing last night’s fight with Ty, who refuses to apologize to Emily, buuuut then he does.
So Andrew takes one of the girls he’s slept with on a date, in order to maybe sleep with her again. The date is probably one of the most boring things I’ve ever witnessed in my life.
Callie and Ashley hound Josh about his relationship and the one night stand, but he says he knows he has a choice to make. So here comes his girlfriend. Then there’s all kinds of gross mushy scenes between them and it totally makes me sick that Josh is such a piece of shit.
The next 30 minutes are filled with scenes I am choosing not to recap. Josh has no respect for women and I refuse to celebrate that type of behavior. I know I asked for drama, but I never said I wanted to remember why so many men are scumbags.
Later, Callie’s brother comes to visit, which doesn’t really have a point. Later Ty is drunk and I’m prreettty sure this is leading up to that EVENT I mentioned earlier. Everyone is back at da hizzie, drunk, but Ty wants to talk to Emily. She doesn’t want to talk and things head out to the porch.
Ty is wasted. Andrew comes onto the porch and wants pizza. I don’t know the exact order of events but Andrew ends up on the stairs and Ty pushes him over the ledge.
TO BE CONTINUED…!!! Argh!
