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Episode 5—For the record, I was definitely watching the State of the Union before this came on. But then I figured watching the Real World DC was equally productive and politically savvy.
I watched the last five minutes of last week's, which apparently I missed because I didn't see that Mike and Ash "buried the hatchet." Whatever. This house really pisses me off sometimes.
So this week, we are reminded that Ericka came to DC to pursue her musical dreams. I don't get why this cast is so goal-oriented. What happened to getting on Real World to live it up and barf everywhere?
Sooooo remember when Josh had a girlfriend? Yeah well he calls her, and we get the back story of how they met and that she took him inside from da hood. Aawww the American dream.
Ty and Emily are back on. And then we get a detailed description about how they kiss and it makes me want to vomit. Ty says he likes Emily. No shit. We've all figured that out, lame ass.
So josh gets a call and finds something out, but I wasn't listening. I think his girlfriend cheated. So he calls her up and wants to know what she did that weekend. She says she has nothing to tell him...but he's like you're hiding shit from me. And wow does the ghetto come out of this chick. Then he's all, "I don't know if I can do this. Bye." HANGS UP ON HER. HOLLAR!!!
So Josh says he needs pain inflicted on him in some way so he decides to slit his wrists. Or maybe he gets his nose pierced, I don't really know. Later he says that he really doesn't think his gf would cheat on him....so why the long face?
Ericka meets up with some band she has on her ipod and wants to sleep with them. Then they ask her to sing with them and she goes home and tells her boyfriend about it. But she acts all cool about it and she's all, "it's in front of 1000 people. It should be cool." sure.
Ty once again offers his love opinions and says girls are the ones wanting to settle and guys aren't. Uhhhhhhhhhh excuse me, but I'm pretty sure Emily is the one who is the "free bird" and you want to be in a relationship. But maybe that's just my imagination. Enter some lame Tom and Jerry reference about how Ty is the cat. Riiiight.
Ashley, Josh girlfriend, arrives and all is right in the world. She looks like a blonde Ericka....weird. They are pretty mushy, so I was sick during this part.
Ashley comes out and says she likes to drunk dial. GASP!!!!!!! Then....wait....Callie says she is too. What is this, friggin REHAB? These chicks are crazy whores! Somehow, it comes out that Callie likes jerkoff guys and then Emily gets all judgmental because girls are supposed to be independent and not chase guys.
So Ericka heads off to practice with the band...The Cab. Apparently the band is learning one of her songs, not the other way around. So all the roomies come on out to da bar to hear her sing. She looks like she is about to cry before she goes on stage and she says that is THE MOMENT she's been waiting for her whole life. No Pressure. Hot mic, hot mic...there were some issues here. Major.
So Ashley and Josh are out at dinner or something and Ashley keeps hinting at getting engaged. Josh just ain't havin it.
So back at the house, The Cabbies come over and Callie is all over it. She asks one of the guys if he has a girlfriend and he says no....but apparently he is a liar...
Next, Josh and Ash are back at the airport, crying because they have to part ways. Then it's this dramatic kiss in front of the shuttle and eewwww gross.
Back at da bars, Callie is going to up random guys and introducing herself by saying "hi. do you have a girlfriend?" They all say yes, and she goes home to drunk dial. Her call goes a lil something like this: heeeeyyyyy, omg, I am soooooooo drunk. heh. heh. So my roommates are saying I should hang up on you. hehehe.
So Emily is offended because she doesn't like girls who need guys. Callie comes out and says she's being judged. Ty says she should not have opened that door and Callie starts crying. Later, Callie asks Emily for a one-on-one talk. Callie says she feels like Emily passed judgment on her for the drunk dial. Callie's all, "I'm not you, it's not your place." Emily gets offended when Ty gets brought up.
And then I start a slow clap in my apartment. Alone. Finally, someone has made this cast interesting!
Back at the local rave, josh is all covered in glow sticks and is dancing with kelly anne? Who the hell is that? So josh brings her back home and Ashley is wearing an 80s rainbow bright costume. Everyone freaks their shit when Josh and KA start making out. KA leaves and Emily calls Josh out on it, when he denies the kiss. Josh calls his girlfriend and straight up lies to her, saying "I was good, you'd be proud of me." eewwww
Emily is "very content" with how things are going with her and ty. Frankly, I'm getting pretty annoyed by it, but what else is new? Back at the hizzie, emily says she is tired and her and ty get in a fight. I got pretty bored and zoned out at this point.
The next morning, josh gets a call from Ash. She wants to know who he made out with and he says no one. And she says, well then why is there a picture of it online??? OOO SNAP. So he's all, uh I don't know and it's not me. Then he tells her she should just stop looking online. He says he isn't doing anything wrong because he didn't have sex with anyone and isn't getting his d**k sucked, like he could. EEHHHH what the heck??? So then he dumps her and hangs up on her. I feel bad for Ashley for like 20 seconds, then realize that the show has had like 2 whole dramatic moments just TONIGHT. awesome!
Ty and emily are having the talk again. zzzzzzz
Next week, Ashley and Andrew have a massive fight...to the point it looks physical...here's to hoping!
