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lazyTopic: Politics
I think it's safe to say I've seen star-father David Goldman on the news every morning for the past year. But I am not complaining. Not only is he good-looking, he's obviously a loving father, not to mention he's got a little cash in his pockets.
As Beyonce would say—all the single ladies! Do you see what I see? I totes think Goldamn should be the next contestant on The Bachelor! I can't be the first person who has thought of this brilliant idea...and if I am, shut it! It's mine, ALL MINE (dialing ABC please).
The world has already seen Goldman fight for custody of his son for the last five years, going back and forth between the United States and Brazil. We know he was left by his wife five years ago, so maybe he had some baggage but is probably over it by now. At this point, his son Sean is in the forefront of his mind so he'd be looking for a great mother figure for him.
I can just see it now—Goldman, handing out the roses at the rose ceremony.
There's got to be plenty of women already drooling over Goldman as he appears on the news programs; women who want to be there when he is emotionally overwhelmed, women who want to bake cookies for his son...
Seriously! Start recording those audition tapes ladies. Please state why you can make Goldman's life better and what you'd do to make a good mother to Sean.
Let me remind you that Mr. Goldman is good-looking (tall, dark), caring (father), hard-working (custody battle for five years), capable of commitment (previous marriage), free of drama (dead ex-wife), wealthy (13 round trips to Brazil), and intelligent (news programs).
What. Else. Is. There?
So get-a-tapin! Goldman, you can send your thank-yous to me in the form of cash or money-orders. Diamonds are also acceptable.
